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Sc. 2 INT. KINK STORE (CAFE) - DAY

The couple from the earlier scene, BILLIE & DANIEL, enjoy
their drinks. Daniel's clothing marks him in a comfortable
style,whereas, she is dressed in bright colors. Billie is
filling out a card. Nearby is a jar filled with cards.

  DANIEL
He's late.
 
BILLIE
It's only been ten minutes.

She places the pencil down and neatly folds the card in
half.

  BILLIE (Cont.)
Geez, I hope we win. We
never win anything.

DANIEL
What's the prize, doll?

A TRANSVESTITE comes over. He has a breathless, husky
voice.

  TRANSVESTITE
Pardon me. Are you Billie
and Daniel?

  DANIEL
Yes.

  TRANSVESTITE
Oh, how sinfully glee! I'm
Marie. Actually, my boy name
is Donny. My girl name is
Marie.

  DANIEL
'kay.

The Transvestite pulls out a chair.

  TRANSVESTITE
May I sit? That's all right
with you, right?




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Billie winks at Daniel.

TRANSVESTITE (Cont.)
Oh, this day didn't come
fast enough for me. Aren't
you excited? I am! I'm so
excited!

  DANIEL
Who are you?

  TRANSVESTITE
Ooh, Danny! May I call you
Danny? It goes so well with
Donny. Danny and Donny. 
Donny and Danny. Ooh. 

  DANIEL
No!

Billie chuckles, but she gets her words out.

BILLIE
Hon. He's the guy that
answered our ad.

  DANIEL
Him? She? Oh, God. Donny? 
You're Donny?

TRANSVESTITE
All six feet of me!

  DANIEL
Billie. You knew this, didn't
you?

She searches for a plausible answer.

  DANIEL (Cont.)
Ah, man. All right. All
right. Donny ... Marie.
Tell me. Are you a Mormon?

Billie kicks at Daniel's shin, and in a grimace good humor,
Daniel mouths "ouch".



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TRANSVESTITE

Excuse me?

BILLIE
He asked if you're on hor-
mones.

TRANSVESTITE
Oh, yes, yes! They help the
woman in me to flower. See? 
Feel my skin.

BILLIE
Really soft.

TRANSVESTITE
Danny?

Daniel lifts his drink to his lips - anything to avoid
touching him.

  TRANSVESTITE (Cont.)
Tell me, girlfriend. Is
this hunky Danny Boy
taken?

  BILLIE
He's perfectly free to
pollinate any flower he
wishes. Right honey?

Daniel jumps up from his seat and stands apart.

  BILLIE (Cont.)
Don't mind him. He's just
a little shy at first, but
behind closed doors he's an
animal. A real animal.

Daniel flees. Billie drops the card in the jar and exits.
The Transvestite removes the card and reads it.

TRANSVESTITE
Bullseye! My animal-man!